username@domain

You're now wondering about this username and domain business, aren't you? Your username is your login. If you can't remember that, you're an idiot and need to tell me, so I can delete your account. The domain thing is marginally trickier. We're such swell people that we own several domains. So, you benefit by being able to use any of them. (See, I told you we were swell.) Just pick one of the domains from the table below and use it. They all go to the same mail server, so feel free to use whichever domain you like.

100baset.net	bloodcannon.com	citicable.net	cometh.org	crackm0nkey.org	cybergoddess.org
digidoctors.com	e-plagiarism.com	e-plagiarism.net	e-plagiarism.org	fiberoptic.org	gothicnerd.org
hates.ms	kmfinc.com	micros0ft.com	milliways.net	mp3.org	mslinux.org
navtools.com	openrelay.org	owns.ms	panophobia.org	phatpipe.org	racheldance.com
slaphappybitch.com	sucks.net	suid.org	thegeekhaus.com	thegeekhaus.net	thegeekhaus.org
tumcdenton.org	umdieecke.com	unixsecurity.org	visionenterprises.com	warez666.com	warez666.net
yahoogimps.com	yahoogimps.net	yahoogimps.org

Note: Use of any domain not on this list is grounds for suspension of your account. So, play nicely...

Now, as to how to get your email... also pretty simple. The mail server is mail.milliways.net. Set that as your incoming mail server (pop3, secure pop3, imap, and secure imap will all work).

Now, a word about spam. It's eeevhul. Like the frewits of the devheel. So, in order to do our small part to reduce the spam out there, our servers are set to not allow relaying. What this means to you is that you can't use us as your outgoing (smtp) server unless you've talked to me about it first. If, for some reason, you need to do so, let me know. But, you'd better have a static ip for me to put in the relay table.

In exchange for all this, we only ask that you follow two rules:

1. Don't do anything that would cause "The Man" to come ask me to dig through log files. It's dull, boring, and I don't like it.

2. If you plan on ignoring rule number 1, plan on being much better at covering your tracks than I am at finding them.