This is where we're supposed tell you about our auspicious beginnings, and why we're such a great place to work, and why you too should fall sway to our ever-increasing plans for world dominance.

Instead, what we shall do is far more insidious. We're going to leave you wondering if we were really just kidding up there in that previous paragraph or not. You'll lie awake at night wondering. Not about starving children in Africa, nor about political unrest in the Balkans, but instead you'll be pondering us... Those demented people at Milliways. "Who are they, and what the h*ll are they up to?"

So, feel free to ponder to your heart's content. We won't stop you. In fact, we encourage it.